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glados-tts-dataset

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	Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.	5.905
	We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.	4.259
	Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.	4.888
	Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.	10.194
	First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.	4.661
	This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.	12.288
	You're doing very well!	2.137
	Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.	7.632
	With it, you can create your own portals.	2.894
	These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.	3.991
	The Device, however, has not.	1.854
	Do not touch the operational end of The Device.	2.985
	Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.	3.692
	Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.	3.51
	Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.	6.101
	You're doing quite well.	1.545
	Once again, excellent work.	2.297
	As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.	8.323
	As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.	9.042
	While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization.	13.211
	Please be careful.	1.261
	Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.	12.79
	Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.	6.848
	The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.	5.304
	Make no attempt to solve it.	2.056
	The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.	5.088
	Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.	8.419
	Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.	5.689
	No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.	9.416
	Quit now and cake will be served immediately.	3.858
	Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.	7.471
	Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.	8.381
	Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.	9.751
	The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.	5.275
	In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.	6.897
	For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.	3.975
	The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.	5.276
	As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:	5.545
	Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.	5.061
	An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.	4.122
	Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.	6.739
	An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.	6.181
	As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.	6.112
	When the testing is over, you will be missed.	3.183
	Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.	10.54
	A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.	4.945
	All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.	9.808
	No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!	8.742
	The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.	4.381
	Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.	4.57
	Thank you for helping us help you help us all.	2.914
	Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!	8.107
	Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.	7.168
	It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.	5.387
	The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.	5.519
	Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.	9.938
	You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.	4.574
	However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.	6.873
	Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.	6.107
	Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.	13.688
	While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.	17.647
	Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.	4.342
	Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.	10.867
	The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.	12.121
	Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.	3.309
	Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.	2.45
	Incinerate your Companion Cube.	2.09
	The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.	6.97
	You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.	6.641
	The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.	9.48
	The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.	8.373
	The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.	4.84
	In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.	7.478
	This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.	6.062
	Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.	9.635
	For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.	5.619
	The experiment is nearing its conclusion.	3.012
	The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.	6.518
	Welcome to the final test!	1.724
	When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex.	5.131
	Congratulations! The test is now over.	2.812
	Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.	7.518
	Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.	5.373
	Goodbye.	0.992
	Stop! The device will detonate if removed from an approved testing area.	5.233
	Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.	4.499
	We are very, very happy for your success.	3.66
	We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.	4.348
	Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.	4.977
	A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.	4.974
	Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.	3.179
	Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.	4.23
	Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.	7.732
	That's right. The facility is completely operational again.	4.023
	Stop it!	0.914
	What if you froze like that?	1.515
	There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine.	2.743
	You should see yourselves right now.	1.985
	Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?	2.508
	You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?	2.873